Where is the redneck riviera
Redneck Riviera Tour
then put the famine jamming you don't
get no fire first stop on the tour
Bama jam so much to see so much organic
food yes
boiled peanuts dee-licious Stuckey went
on a photoshoot
Aldean and George Strait hooked me up
with a nice photo shoot and then it was
bull riding time I stayed on for six
seconds being from Vermont that's pretty
good Stuckey Alabama native two seconds
yeah we don't have Bulls in Alabama
after that what can you do but go get
yourself a personalized airbrushed
t-shirt that's mark hot air by mark mark
a painted pubes on a woman's vagina ask
him about it so far O'Shea hooked us up
with badass hats and what's more badass
and running a ferris wheel our friend
Adam hood also did a set that day check
him out online and after Adam shows
spoonful James when Quinn Patrick and
Eric and then it was time for the main
event
miss damages how are we found an
original here we are with the reigning
Miss Bama Jam what's your name Jamie
where are you from Bama Jam BAM what do
you think it takes to win miss Bama Jam
that's confidence right there look at
that poise she's a champion and then it
was time to take the jägermeister stage
thanks to Trey and Britney we played all
three days of Bama jam but we never
played this song once
the defibrillators followed us Mary took
artsy photos of the band and fell in
love with each of them individually
especially metal belly then I spent my
last $10 on a three foot rain stick then
we went over to here Smitty and critter
doing a little fiddle duel the night
descended oh the Vixens and the Bama
slam saloon Kenny Chesney took the stage
we missed that rocked our world Marty
Stewart and then we started drinking
just a little bit but not as much as
this guy which guy over there there he
is that guy that a cigar burn I don't
know what he's he's in trouble and that
was it we called it a night we got our
friends to give us some Bama jams I'll
take one Bama jam take one damage in
Bama Jam every day yeah and I don't want
to wear my pajamas REM drew
then it was off to Atlanta where we
promptly got screwed out of money then
we rushed on down to Savannah where
Murray turned into a riverboat gambler I
do declare our dogs on four then we
penny surfed our way on up to Athens GA
that's our waitress she was hot and then
we met up in Nashville with our good
friend Reggie Watts yeah we did a quick
interview in the car via speakerphone on
the way to Birmingham at work play you
see these things they're worms this guy
ate him his name's Josh good job Josh we
gave him a free CD he earned it this guy
ran for Alabama AG commish I'm Dale
Peterson so listen up illegals bussed in
by the thousands and they don't give a
rip about Alabama and why one of my
opponents doing about stealing yard
signs in the dark of night
Dale's ad inspired Stuckey so we pulled
over the side of i-65 and he helped out
with the campaign
then we made our way to Perdido Key to
the flora bama
but Murray began by taking some artsy
photos see that's the floor Bama then he
also won a lobster that's right four
bucks the lobster claw look how happy I
am you catch it they cook it now usually
during the defib set this is where
roadblock takes a shot of whiskey
instead I got him half a glass of
whiskey if you watch closely Ginsberg in
the back is about to swat at it here we
go yeah
we hired new management that's our agent
that's our team of lawyers
that's our publicist we had a nightcap
with mr. fody and put him in a cab back
to New York City next morning oil on the
beach a little Grand Marnier cuz our
throats are sore and our dicks were hard
sweating stuff you've turned into a 50s
dad and then into a cowboy well we
closed down the tour the only way we
knew how at 4:00 a.m. and the Waffle
House with Gandalf and I saved the seat
for my best friend me Dale Peterson what
is this [ __ ] I don't know did you do it
put it there just there and why
