which I ate
I owe for you
and where I can see them boyfriend Oh
okay okay you got me
correct decision come on
road trip
come on pal don't do this just just let
me turn myself in please no can do I'm a
dedicated servant of Justice my friend
count yourself lucky I haven't trust you
in duct tape and groaning the trunk come
on now I've said it out loud I kind of
like the idea please they're saying I
could get five years five years whoa oh
hi I'm remind me what did you do again
you're giving off a sex criminal lie
what no you're just trying to charge me
with check for all money laundering
workers compensation fraud it's crazy it
was just a few payroll taxes for
Christ's sake
okay I'm listening now you had me at
money laundering what's your play it
isn't really a play you create a shell
company take out a minimal worker's comp
insurance policy then charge
subcontractors a fee to use that company
is a dummy paper trail for their
undocumented workers I'm just the
middleman
really whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I
take it all back you are officially the
most boring criminal alive now jails the
place for you for sure for the learning
experience alone
what were you doing sculpting around
that quarry like a common toad anyway
you actually wouldn't find it sewed in
the quarry it's too dry whoa are you
getting smart with me admin criminal no
no I'm sorry I'm just really nervous
question my questions again I'll slate
your throat and let you gurgle the
answer am I making myself clear and one
of the mining contractors I work with
said I could lie low there okay I've
been sleeping in a bulldozer you know
you're really not what I pictured I've
seen those bounty hunter shows on TV I
was expecting some washed-up 80's pro
wrestler type but you're much much
scarier well I was expecting someone
much much much less of a [ __ ] I have to
say for my first bail jumper you're a
bit of a disappointment
I was hoping serial killer maybe
international drug czar but neither I
get the payroll bandit pathetic why are
we stopped
what you got for me how you been Trevor
boy am I glad to see you look what you
brought me oh yeah you're relentless
sunny disposition it always puts up pep
in my step I aim to please
well we do banter completed I'll give
you my thanks and I'll send you another
file for your inspection
you