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hello hello open the Burger King you
might be able to have it your way okay
uh-huh
what do you want can I just give one Big
Mac please
Hey hmm I'm listen to this guy what do
you want sir yeah I said can I please
have one Big Mac what are you imbeciles
laughing about listen to him mr. king
can I please have one Big Mac don't
order like a peasant sir sir
oh-ho you peasant even bless a nipple of
your food would be quite for my
generosity
just one nipple of your food even your
don't be a queen hello Paul I would like
to turn in my application to be the
queen sorry
no positions for a queen here do you
mean there's no Queen you wanna see my
application here's my application
look Queen C sign by me Lita Mary grace
you realize it's not even a real
application right you know I have 632
Facebook followers how many does your
King have oh my god eight million four
hundred and thirty nine thousand five
hundred and seventy followers mark my
words I will be back all right sir have
a good day
don't speak unclearly through the
drive-through welcome to Burger King
drive-through what do you want hello
I can't understand you sir can you say
that again
this thing working do not disrespect the
kingdom welcome to Burger King where you
can have it your way but don't get crazy
McDonald's is better yes Daddy
I got you wait I meant that but not hey
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don't forget to sanitize your cache okay
yeah can't you read the sign old-timer
no cache
okay let me clean it can't you read the
sign we're only accepting credit cards
okay do you take American American
Express American Express listen pal read
the sign
we don't take American Express hello
Apple pay Apple pay can't you read the
sign that's fine how about for you right
here wait a minute you thought you could
trick me didn't you
read the sign old guy know boomers
allowed oh that's not fair now take your
Walker and get out well I have this
world forsaken me don't let your kids
order for themselves hello family yes
what can I get for you today
please tell this good man what you like
to order what do you want pipsqueak
hey yo can I get a happy meal on the
side with price
huh famille how happy you know my
routine
Leslie Leslie don't park too far from
the drive-thru window I still can't hear
you
hello you're gonna order or all right
listen just bring five dollars to the
first window okay don't cause a
commotion excuse me I was wondering who
made this burger I don't know maybe that
guy I don't work here I just want you to
know this is the best burger I have ever
eaten in my life
why would eat what are you doing
is that how you made my burger it's
still the best burger I've had in my
life don't ask for extra sauce hey
excuse me I would like to uh can I get
purchased the AH get a sauce it's gonna
be $75 please $75
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don't upset the king
excuse me bah can I give a refund for
this also I'm at $900 now ma'am it's
just a wrapper you already ate the whole
thing
ah God me back let me speak to your
manager ah yeah I don't know if you're
gonna want to do that listen to me
my husband she works for the government
you want to lose your job
ha I guess I'll just grab my manager for
you if it's that big of a deal
move mr. King can I please have a refund
of course not
I'm going to ask you this question one
last time can I please have everybody my
goodness I cannot believe that work I
got all the money's in the world now one
step closer to taking over Burger King's
shut up drain can't believe she did that
you're you're the king you are the king
you are king don't order it from the
secret menu hello ma'am how can I help
you
hello sir may I get the BK loving
actually no hello sir may I get the BK
loving Sam I'm so sorry I didn't realize
you a part of the Masters crew please
have mercy on me follow me right this
way
through this dark and scary door you
will find your BK lovin please you and
your little dog to take care of my
daughter follow me this way
no pets allowed go inside
mr. I promise it's giving your time
where's mum sounds like someone got the
BK love and they asked for he came up
and get some every time I don't become
the queen hello you again how can I help
you ma'am is the burger man here today
actually the king is gone
oh it's yun vacation no he's dead
oh he's dead so does that mean you have
no king isn't that what that means do
you still have my application you mean
this one well from this day on you will
now refer me to Burger Queens Oh burger
Queen that is right my peasant
all hail the burger Queen hello boss I
have some news I see what needs to be
done
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