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PSA: What NOT to Say in a Texas Smoke Shop

hi can I help you today um yes can I get

one of those dugouts please you surely

can but we prefer to call them a smoking

system if you don't mind well can I get

one of your smoking system yes ma'am

hi can I help you today yeah I'd like to

get when these grinders will they keep

pitcher no but you can get one of these

grinders with a pollen catcher nice hi

can I help you today oh yeah I'm

actually looking for a ball Oh in Texas

that's a big smoke shop no no it's a

water pie okay oh thank you sir this is

awesome

hey how you doing today sir Oh what can

we do for you looking for something to

smoke some weed in the state of Texas

that's a no-no everything we sell here

is for tobacco use in tobacco use only

how about a nice rill oh I would love a

reuleaux to smoke my alright let's ring

you up and have you on your way brother

hi can I help you today yes I'd like to

get one of these rigs for my dabs

alright but let's refer to him as a

concentrator extract piece excuse me

can I get one of those please you sure

can bet you want to buzz let me put him

there right yoyoyo so not cool don't be

talking drug deals in my shop you give

me all jammed up yeah have a great day

don't be talking drug deals in our shop

it gets us in trouble with the Popo

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